~ Ebola

dreamerthinkerdoer:

STOP BLAMING OBAMA. First, why are people so eager to blame Obama? How do you know he was the one to send that person? Maybe that person was there on vacation and didn’t show symptoms until days later. People need to realize it takes 25 days for symptoms to even appear. Secondly, I support Obama…

nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

paynim:

Steal his look: Nash Grier

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jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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